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| In a league of their own |
Parting is said to be a sweet sorrow and thus it came to pass on June 1st that we bade farewell to Mad Jack, the fiery ginger dynamo. The quiet man from stab city is off to pastures new, Melbourne, Australia where he assumes the Professorship of Sports Science in their estimable University - take note Robin Quinn, he will be looking for a game. In his testimonial, he bowed out as victor in a 768 - 767 thrilling encounter, according to Marty Mulholland. The fun didn't end at the PEC though. Huge numbers made their way to the Errigle for a final send off and a couple of free pints courtesy of the Monday night slush fund.
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| A rare smile from Ron and an Ultan photo bomb |
There is already talk of Culchie's stag do going down under but that might require a cash injection from Girly Bhoy's legacy fund as he has apportioned a significant donation to Ulidia FC in his last will and testament. He was conspicuous by his absence at the final shindig but it transpires that he was last seen boarding a flight to sunnier climes in order to exercise his love truncheon. His pear picking porky has recently been ushered into forced retirement as a result of health considerations. We wish him all the best in a swift return to full ting tonging.
