Woodwork at the Lough

The BFB, Big Friendly Boozer, Phileas Fogg McKnight is off on one of his many foreign trips (school teachers underpaid my arse!) , so the blogging baton has been passed to my fine self to report on Monday night's shenanigans FFS.

Ron Manager must have won the toss, and got in there first selecting Willie and myself, Kevin didn't look a happy man at all.

Player spotlight falls on Willie, who just came from the beauticians, not a body hair in sight! Willie plays Soccer not just on Monday but Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays and Sunday, he really is a hairless pro! And played like one on Monday night, he had Kevin in his pocket.

Kevin ran out 3-2winners, how I don't know? Ron's team with Connor leading the attack hit the woodwork no less than 4 times. Connor couldn't score in a whorehouse on a Saturday night, that's left to Girly Bhoy.
I do believe Connor thinks he will self-combust if he comes back over the halfway line.

Good news lads, life expectancy has increased for males from 75 to 87! This is great news as I see a lot of potential in this squad.if we can just hold the team together for the next twenty years. This must be super news for Marty, another 10 years! Whoop whoop.

Til Monday night, keep on kicking.



2.                                       3
Ron.   90                          Kevin. 54
Eamonn 53.                   Girly Bhoy 57
Hendy 55.                        Lorenzo 54
Connor. 47.                     Ciaran 57
Mark 42.                           Texas Tom 61
Jim 55.                              Fuzz Jr.  18
Owen 21.                          Ultan Towers 49