In the mood for Dancing

Head Nolan packs the team dresses

A bruising encounter on Thursday at the PEC saw Vincent and the Villains upset the peace by rolling the applecart that was the Nolans' Select. With three Nolans in one team, it looked like a one sided game from the off. Young Conor assumed the midfield destroyer role and immediately felled Blind Willie with a bullet to the midriff. El Gringo opened his legs, Alberto Juantareno style, to show the onlookers his class and had no trouble in netting a couple. Nazi Gaz playacted his way to impress the man in the middle but there was no man in the middle so he back heeled impressively to extend the 70's disco team's lead. With the flair available to Vincent's villains ably kicked and chopped by Trevor and Ron, it looked grim until Willie found his contact lens previously dislodged by Conor, the Jackal.

Realising that a passing game was the only way to tire out the dancing sisters, the villains of the PEC did just that. Goals came from all parts of the pitch but the pick of the bunch was an OG from Nazi Gaz when he intercepted his wee lad's phone to monitor his text messages. Consequently he is going to the pictures with a young lady from North Belfast. He fancies Quentin Tarantino but she fancies wee Tom so it looks like "The Hateful Masturbate" is on the cards.

News from the Girly Bhoy indicates that he was an extra in the said movie and wants to tell Gaz how it ends, but the Gazi knows it ends in a bunker on the Limestone Road. Girly Bhoy was hoping for a bunk up since he has been celibate since Wednesday but would settle for a wank so he is going to the pictures on his own.

Sisters         Brothers

Sean            Willie
Niall              Kev
Conor           Noel
Trevor          Jason
Ron              Rory
Gaz              Vincent