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| Wee Fuzz - My Dad is my hero! |
With Storm Imogen wreaking havoc across the country, it took the enforced introduction of Wee Fuzz (Young Eoan to his mum) to bring his own brand of chaos to Lough Moss. The young starlet has grown up watching the dazzling displays of Big Fuzz from the sidelines and it was only a matter of time before this study of perfection would translate to the pitch.Big Fuzz had to make an early exit from the game through injury (broke a nail) and so it was left to the other family member to take the game by the scruff of the ankle. A hat trick hero for one team before a free transfer (due to more players dropping like Girly Bhoy's ladies panties) allowed the talented newcomer to score at both ends - something Girly Bhoy fantasizes about.
It should be noted that Ferryman was also a late withdrawal (another Girly Bhoy fantasy) as he couldn't get his new astroturf shoes broken in on time, despite wearing them to bed and kicking Mrs Ferryman during the REM period of sleep when he was on a hat trick. In a rare moment of compassion, Ron Manager is not banning the Ferryman as is normal procedure in these circumstances, since he is breaking in a new pair of legs himself - mine! Hendy also asked to be selected for the losing team as he is demanding retribution, having been unfairly congratulated for the standard of his culinary skills - still no comparison to his close ball control.
Big Fuzz Wee Fuzz
Supermuff Supertough
Ron Wee Fuzz (4)
Big Fuzz (og) Noel
Marty Ciaran (2)
Hendy (69) Kev
Deeno Girly Bhoy
Gary Lorenzo
Tom Magic
Conor Sean
Jim Altan
Next week, your travelling reporter is on a scouting trip and so the responsibility for the update passes to Hendy!
Sounds like the havoc wasn't all caused by Storm Imogen
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