UDA at the Lough

Ulidia Defence Athletes won the Monday night big match. Step-over Joe playing left back, with the oldest man on the pitch Marty at right back, and my fine self playing keeper sweeper. Kevin's team all forgot their shooting boots and didn't get a look in!

Kevin looked a beaten man, his eyes bloodshot, his hair matted with sweat and a painful grimace etched on his face. It's the hardest I have ever seen him push his team, and he looked sooooo tired at the end of this hammering 4:2.

Kevin's two strikers Mark and Mark (mark, mark, mark, mark) sounded like two dogs barking at one another all night and just couldn't get into the match thanks to the UDA. On top of that Girly Bhoy had a spectacular moment in the left corner when he received the ball and juggled it from the ground to knee up to his head and then smacked it out of play! Looked like he picked up a bad case of the clap with all that twitching about.

Goal of the night goes to Gary, the technique of what a leader Klinsman comes to mind. It was indeed an intense physical game and you could see Magic has been working on that body weight, last week he was a kick in the arse off 14st, but last night he looked like his old self. Well done Magic!

As people get older they tend to run longer distance, their fast-twitch muscle fibres used to running sprints and short distances, become less efficient and with age and experience they develop the mental aptitude to push themselves harder!

Just saying, love Hendie xx Happy Easter everyone, I'm away off on a cruise.....

PS. sincere thanks to Ron Manager for continuing to bring us all together week in and week out, mucho appreciated.

PPS. To all Hamburg bound players, watch MOTD FFS, pass and push!!