Geisha Girls

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Thursday at the PEC and midfield maestros Girly Bhoy and the Prof were spraying the ball around like the make up sprayed on one of the Eastern geisha girls for whom the Girly Bhoy has such a huge affinity, if not such a huge appendage. The quality demonstrated would not have looked out of place on the beaches of Rio where the ball is sprayed around as generously as Barry Manilow's golden tan. And that was something on display from Culchie who has completed his rehab in Dubai but was unable to get on the end of the bullet passes from his exalted team mates. Perhaps a week at the Copacabana would have yielded better results.Fortunately there was no recurrence of the injury that precipitated his lengthy lay off and he is looking forward to a season full of goals and love.


Young, up and coming starlet, Jason, confirmed that he knows nothing about football and hence has fallen into the Leeds United supporting trap of his elders - on the back of this performance he could be getting a game for them soon. His strike partner Rory implied that he was on strike but I think he meant on top form, a bit like Messi in a Lurgan Celtic shirt. That wouldn't be messy though, that would be plain dirty and that describes Trevor's performance. Hereinafter he shall be referred to as Hallion! This is the gospel according to Kevin and every good boy deserves fudge so he is reserving a morsel for Girly who I am reliably informed enjoys packing some rum and raisin.


This might have been El Gringo's swansong as he is swanning off down Mexico way soon. Back to the senoritas and the tequila that have made him the player he is. Buen suerte amigo.


Sumos              Geishas            
           
Shirlow              Kevin
Noel                  Rory
Gringo              Jason
Hallion              Girly Bhoy
Culchie             Tom
Gaz                  Sweeney