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Jolinho refuses to be chastised

After a weekend packed full of action for the men of Ulidia (especially Girly Bhoy who had a date with Destiny, a Jamaican hooker who paints her toenails with a toothbrush inserted in his rectum), Lough Moss was the setting for a display of skill and flair not seen since Ron Atkinson invented the term "lollipop" for the infamous Jolinho stepover. It could be argued that he was taking advantage of the sorry state of those who had turned out for the Orangefield friendly on Sunday, but there is no denying that the big man turned it on, netting a brace and showing his satisfaction in the manner most appropriate to the North Belfast native - see photo!


There were certainly some tired legs and spurious injuries in evidence so perhaps Ron Manager should follow the example of Jose Mourinho and add to the limited resources available for regular selection. eg Where was Brian Kelly? Mad Jack Anderson? Culchie? Girly Bhoy? Well, we know where he tends to be!


The young men also featured on the scoresheet and Ferryman would be most disappointed if I didn't mention his full volley rocket which gave the keeper no chance. The game was also memorable for the glaring goalkeeping error which made Magic look like he was still hungover from Saturday.


Before going to press, I was reminded that the orange team were one bib short and might have had an extra man therefore. If anyone can remember who, please put it in the comments. Whoever it was must have had a quiet game!


Brazil Nuts                      Monkey Nuts


Marty                                Kevin
Noel                                 Conor
Owen (2)                          Eoan (2)
Jim                                   Hendy
Deeno                              Gaz
Ferryman (2)                    The Don
Tom                                  Ultan
Fuzz                                 Lorenzo
Jolinho (2)                        Magic