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| Charon (Carron) at the gates of Hell |
Noel's Selection 9 - 2 Kevin's Dejection
If you have logged in to read the match report for Lough Moss, January 18th, you have come to the right place. If you were hoping for news of Girly Bhoy's most recent sexploits you have also come to the right place. If you were hoping for news of a thrilling, close encounter on the pitch, you should look elsewhere as this was the most one-sided match in recent history, at least in terms of the score.
In the absence of John "Ron" Manager, it was left to Kev and yours truly to select the teams. There is a method to this and tonight, Culchie, Deeno and Geno all arrived late (actually they were on time, but everybody else was early) after team selection had begun and there was, consequently, some skewing in player choices.
Man of the Match had to be awarded to Mark "The Ferryman" Carron who said he was not passing at all, but shooting (to kill) on sight. This he did, scoring the first three goals of the match and trying to score more at every opportunity. He should have gone into goal after number 3, but Geno had sore hair and was not for coming out (again!). The other Mark, Culchie got on the end of a couple, a brace too for Fuzz and one each for Gaz and Jimbo. Consolations for the "Don" and Texas rounded off the score which looked more like a GAA football result than a proper football score.
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| That's my ball, by the way! |
THE TEAMS (Goals in brackets)
Selection Dejection
Ferryman (3) Ciaran (1)
Culchie (2) Tom (1)
Fuzz (2) Conor (0)
Jim (1) Deeno
Gary (1) Altan
Girly Bhoy Magic (-1)
Geno Sean
Marty Joe
Noel Kevin
It should be noted that Girly was on the winning team and celebrated by making love to a beautiful Chinese lady from Mersey Street. Full of Eastern promise and full of shite!
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