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Thursday's game was a close affair. Goals came thick and fast, but the day was marred by the tragic near fatal injury to star striker, Culchie Mark. As the final whistle beckoned, Culchie was felled by a rogue sniper concealed behind the massed supporters in the viewing gallery.
An investigation ensued and it subsequently transpired that the ghost of Lee Harvey Oswald had been popping at Culchie most of the afternoon. When Girly was exorcised of the same spirit, an unfortunate spectator became the vessel through which the ghost would exact it's hideous revenge on the innocent Culchie. Lying prostrate on the field of play, the medics were summoned but there was little they could do. Culchie was led to a seat at the side of the pitch where he was forced to watch the denouement of the game where his team ended up being soundly beaten. During the final minutes of the game Girly seemed even less interested than usual as he lingered ever closer to the injured star in the vain hope of some tactical advice on how to woo a lady.
As quickly as the injury occurred, the wound miraculously healed. Trevor gaped in awe at the ghost of Padre Pio who guided Culchie to his parked Nissan Micra. Assuming the wings of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, the stricken former footballer departed for the football field in the sky.
In the meantime, Willie played on, scoring a hat trick on his own!
Winners Losers
Willie Culchie
Noel Trevor
Marty Gary
Rory Nigel
Vincent Girly Bhoy
Sean Geno
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