Youth Policy

 

The versatile "Runaround" celebrates selection for the "Masters"

Unaware that the Ulidia Youth Policy has been latently in operation for years, Stevie "Runaround" Huston panicked that his youthful appearance, realistic hair and Turkish teeth might preclude his selection for the upcoming Love Street Cup challenge match. What he has not been reckoning on, are the criteria for being part of that aforementioned "Youth Policy".

1    NOT in possession of a bus pass

2    NOT in possession of grandchildren

3    NOT in possession of metal implants to aid walking

4    In possession of a permanent thatch

5    In possession of at least 50% natural teeth

6    In possession of a hefty wallet in order to bribe team selectors

In his most recent outing on the hallowed plastic of Belfast's first football pitch, Runaraound was obviously overwhelmed by his newly found sportsman status and contributed little. He later opined that he was saving himself for the upcoming challenge match. 

A 5-5 draw on Monday was a good workout for all, especially the goalkeepers. Some great goals and some terrible goalkeeping kept the game interesting.

You are all reminded that this Sunday, we play Orangefield Crocks, our football nemesis. Everyone is welcome, nay, expected to attend. Please follow the link below to contribute to the charity which is again Marie Curie and we are all aware of the reasons why. Post match refreshments in the Big House.

Love Street Charity Fundraiser

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