Geordie Heaven

A rare hug from Ron Manager as Geordie ensures

his place in Ulidia folklore with an unbelievable

strike from the big interloper.

Sporting a Toon top, last seen ten years ago, it was Geordie's night as he crowned a fine display in Cardiff with his first goal for new club Ulidia Masters at Lough Moss. Forced into a move during the transfer window when Rafa broke the news in a voicemail, that the big lad was no longer part of his plans, Ron Manager moved quickly to secure Big Geordie's autograph and the rest is history.

Ron continues to add to his squad and could not turn down the opportunity to secure the Geordie signature. "Fashioning himself very much in the style of Michael Chopra, he is a valuable addition to our depleted ranks", said Ron when pushed to give a comparator. Geordie models himself on Micky Quinn on and off the pitch, only recently losing his moustache in a bet with Keith Gillespie. He is a social animal and can often be seen in the Arbele Lounge lamenting the days of yesteryear when he was D'Artagnan to the three musketeers who were Malcolm MacDonald, John Tudor and Alan Gowling - the real United Trinity. When not holding court in the Arbele, any other hostelry on the Ormeau Road is a good bet and sometimes even further afield.

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The comment that Bobby Robson once made pertaining to Nobby Solano could almost apply to Big Geordie -  “He's very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.” Catch him in the Errigle this Friday!